Hilarious Job Ads

So I was at Singapore Swimming Club studying when Today caught my eye. Happy for a distraction, I picked it up and started flipping through when I wound up at the Job Ads section, and these two ads in particular stood out.

#1: 

Sure they’re looking for a bartender, and they listed desirable attributes – apparently the want a “feminine” bartender. However, what makes this ad interesting is the fact that they didn’t actually list the sex of the desired bartender….merely “feminine”

#2

Next I saw this listing and was pretty amused by the horrible picture of the guy. I was thinking: “Which dumb dolt would put such a terrible picture of himself on a real estate agent listing?” 

….And then I saw his name…..