Thoughts

Mong — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 13:33:35 +0000

If I knew then what I knew now, it would have been so much easier. Unfortunately, this is and always will be the case.

Any man who thinks that nothing can control him has peed in his pants.

Hilarious Job Ads

Mong — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:55:01 +0000

So I was at Singapore Swimming Club studying when Today caught my eye. Happy for a distraction, I picked it up and started flipping through when I wound up at the Job Ads section, and these two ads in particular stood out.

#1:

Sure they’re looking for a bartender, and they listed desirable attributes – apparently the want a “feminine” bartender. However, what makes this ad interesting is the fact that they didn’t actually list the sex of the desired bartender….merely “feminine”

Next I saw this listing and was pretty amused by the horrible picture of the guy. I was thinking: “Which dumb dolt would put such a terrible picture of himself on a real estate agent listing?”

….And then I saw his name…..

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