A Friday recollection

Since I’m um…sick, I can’t go for the cross country run today. Instead, I need to recuperate at home. Terrible thing, sickness is. Very terrible. Terribly very terrible. Totally unmaligery terrible. Anyway methinks meshall watch “Hot Fuzz” today, and do IOC and math and chem. God give me strength.

Also, throughout the course of this week I’ve been sneaking various signs on top of the urinals on the year 5/year 6 level. Too bad they only lasted a day at a time, but the captions are nonetheless hilarious:

You hold the future of the nation in your hands.

Don’t flatter yourself. Come closer.

Why are you staring at the wall…. the joke is in your hand

Don’t tickle your pickle

Why are you looking up here?
Ashamed of it?

(In tiny print) If you can read this, you’re very, very small.